June 2011
Pretending Not To Know Someone You Just Met....
When you secretly stalked every photo album of them on Facebook before meeting them:
On the outside: Hi, nice to meet you!
On the inside: Hello, Chris Adam Johnson, born June 23, 1988 whom has 3 brothers Paul, Will, and Michael. You have 13 photo albums on Facebook….
after eating a shit ton of food...
I’M NOT EATING FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.
TEN MINUTES LATER…
SO TRUE
If I text a person in the same room as me, I stare at them till they get it.
and then when they get it and they look at me, they’re like
and I’m like
i do this alott!!! :)







